I'm not leaving here without you
I have your suitcase and your coat
You're still in front of the TV
'Cause you don't wanna miss your show
The car's all packed and in the driveway
I've had this trip planned for a while
I was hoping you'd be happy
You didn't even crack a smile

And my mama said you're bad news
And I pretended not to hear
And I love the way you shuffle your shoes
I hear Virginia's great this time of year

I'm not leaving here without you
I've asked politely, I've said please
I wish I could leave without you
But you're siting on my keys
Now you're headed towards the kitchen
As you walk, you paint it blue
Thanks for your consideration
Did you forget I live here too?

And my mama said you're bad news
And I heard her loud and clear
And you scratch my floor when you shuffle your shoes
Still, Virginia's great this time of year
I think I'll go there