Step right up, come one, come all, and hear the tale of the Great Circus Train Disaster Show The show must go Show The show must go Show The show must go on Hey, rube We circus folk Fuck you The show must go On and on and on and on and on To the final solution Oh, here we go again Another circus train disaster Pickled punks and bearded ladies Acrobats, two-headed babies Zanies immolated on the pyre Raging through time Stalking the line The lizard roared I shit my drawers Show The show must go Show The show must go Show The show must go on So old Out of control Freak show The show must go On and on and on and on and on Die, pie car prostitute My possum-belly queen Floppy titted, crack addicted Bite her head off like a chicken Bleed her on the witching board Creature must feed A flash of gleaming teeth Zombies crave brains Gor Gor eats trains Where are we going? Switchback, the cracks are showing Planchette broken Ouija board's glowing Darkest magic is flowing Speak now these words Gather round me, hearts of black Spirits near, we call you back Restless souls who know no peace Lost in limbo, no release We command you, through the veil Answer now without fail Galatea Cast the spell to free her from the Curse, gorilla girl but worse Train starts to whirl, it smashed into a dinosaur It jumps the tracks, oh, what a horror Lobster Boy hermaphrodite Kaiju here, have a bite Monkey's dead, he broke his head The Strong Man might pull through though Circus train cries out in pain "Save the sideshow!" Show, show, show, show Show must go on Show, show, show, show, show must go on, yeah Show The show must go Show The show must go Show The show must go on Show The show must go Show The show must go Show The show must go on On and on and on and on and Show The show must go Show The show must go Show The show must go on Show The show must go Show The show must go On and on and on and on and on To the final solution