I'm not a who
I'm a what
Back row
Pickle park slut
Lot Lizard
Lot Lizard
You made me this way
Daddy told me I was pretty
Mommy gave me her disease
Born a coldblooded crack whore dinosaur
Turned me out on the streets
Cloaca money maker
Rig-to-rig and truck-to-truck
Working hard in the yard
Shit-pussy super star
Looking for a dick to suck
I'm not a who
I'm a what
Back row
Pickle park slut
Lot Lizard
Lot Lizard
You made me this way
I don't want your fuckin' pity
Don't you pray for me
Ain't nobody gonna save me, shame me
This is how I want to be
A-sleeper creeper
Want a handjob? Well you're fucked
This lizard ass can multitask
But my arms aren't long enough
Na na na, na na na na
Breaker One-Nine this is Fruit Pie the Magician
I'm at the Judy Bloom Service Plaza
I'm looking for some commercial company
Pretty face and a big ole waist come on back
Makin love behind the Love's
Get a Buc-ees suck and fuck
Want a Wawa chili dog?
We can do it in my truck
Doing gay at the Flying J
Tits an ass at the old TA
Dump my load and drive away
Gotta do when I gotta do a doo doo
I'll get your money
I will get your money
I'll get your money
I'll suck your dick
Not a who
I'm a what
Back row
Pickle park slut
Lot Lizard
Lot Lizard
You made me this way
