We stand before the gates of Hell 
Smeared with filthy bacon smell 
Not all cops are pigs 
Some of them are dicks 
It is their duty to beat you... 
...with a BIG FUCKING STICK! 

I LOVE THE PIGS!!!! 

The cheap allure 
Of human manure 
You busted her for junk 
And soon your dashboard, 
Was spackled with spunk 

You stopped for a bit 
But you couldn't quit 
I love the pigs, I love the pigs, love the pigs 
You killed and killed again, 
And got away with it 

The body count rose, yet, 
Yet, still I craved more 
Fighting just crime had become such a bore 
That one magic night when I raped with a mop... 
That sure got 'round the shop! 

'Til an AK took my head off 
In a drug deal gone way wrong 
By some weird Asian dude 
That they called Knobby Tong 
Still they called it suicide... 
At the funeral the Sgt. cried... 

You stopped for a bit 
But you couldn't quit 
I love the pigs, I love the pigs, love the pigs 
You killed and killed again, 
And got away with it 

You wanted to do right... 
But right, it felt so wrong... 
The filthy streets ate your soul 
That's how you wound up 
Deep in this hole. 

See them in their grandeur 
White Knights of the Realm 
They are all my children... 
Follow me to hell...follow me to hell! 

Then Satan smiled upon you 
You became a god 
It became your resurrection 
Undeath of the damned 
Resplendent in his harness 
His flanks are flecked in seed 
Cybernetic knucklehead 
Centurion of greed 

You stopped for a bit 
But you couldn't quit 
I love the pigs, I love the pigs, love the pigs 
You killed and killed again, 
And got away with it 

They combined a man with a hog 
Then they sewed on the dick of a dog 
Good with a club, but not a great shot... 
I guess even hell needs a cop... 

Renegade cops who as priests wield their clubs and their guns 
They get to have all the fun!