Invade your planet from outer space Invade your planet to tear off your face Incade your planet to enslave your race No matter what creed, color or caste Scumdog slaves I, track, trap, train Scumdog slaves I, Bonesnapper Where I was born! Scumdog slaveship I would take them there Scumdog slaveship Waiting in the air Shipped in containers to the torture planet Where I was born! I would take them there Scumdog slaveship In the atmosphere I AM NOT A TURTLE! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN Lone survivor of endless war Drenched in blood, soaked in gore Shafted again, I get sore Return to Earth to even the score Scumdog slaves I, Bonesnapper Where I was born! Scumdog slave world I would take them there Scumdog slave world I am Bonesnapper! Churning bodies with a roaring engine I was reborn! Burning in the air Scumdog slave world Has no atmosphere NOBODY LIKES ME ANYWAY! IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN! In the years before I was caught by GWAR I was an evil troll with a lust for more Caught in the bowels of the Pyramid tomb Nowhere to run Doom! Wereboth, the wizard Marrowsucker, my friend Both killed by foes led to my end At night we would fight And drink impaled ale By the burning corpse light From planet to planet From war to war We enslave and conquer Worlds by the score The battle, campaign Operation, the tour Scumdogs need Slaves, more, more, more, more My resume inspired GWAR said "you're hired" The battle with Syn is gonna be a riot We raged in space Destroyed the wrong place So the Master banished us with no trace Then we fell to Earth And for what it's worth No one remembers me Since our re-birth When it gets real gory GWAR gets the glory I get the blame Fuckin' end of story I, Bonesnapper I was reborn I, track, trap, train Scumdog slaves I, Bonesnapper Slaveship master I, track, trap, train Scumdog slaves Slaveship master Scumdog slaves Slaveship master Scumdog slaves