Can you hear the whispering wind 
Over the screams of your dying friends? 
Did you know your life is mine? 
 
You know what I got 
Ham on the bone 
A little thing I just can't leave alone 
Now I feel the purpose of my life defined 
Ham on the bone is mine 
Now you are called 
To the desperate scene at the throbbing ball 
And you'll do it all, now you've become my geni-thrall 

Ham on Ham, Ham on the ham on the ham on (5x) 
Now my hand grasp my throbbing root and shan't unclasp 
Go to the head of the class as I madly stoke my flaccid shaft 

Ham Ham Ham Ham - Ham on the Bone (4x)