At home we're bored 
Just got off another shitty tour 
Moat filled with flaming pus Sleazy, 
he wont talk to us Fondle fish in way illegal 
Coffin filled with dirty needles 

Blimey! Blimey! 
What do you de when you feel like that? 
Blimey! Blimey! 
Bio-Mutant 
Sexy made 
Heave it down the balustrade 
Give it fish, tell it to run 
We indulge in naughty fun 
Sexy's flanks are torn and rent 
Slimey's on the rag again

That's right folks, here in the Hall Of Human Hatred 
we've got some of your most inspired brethren, 
genocidal maniacs who carved their way 
through the history books straight into your hearts. 
We got Caligula, mad emperor of Rome whose purges consumed thousands 
on his blazing altar of syphilis. 
Or how about Giles Lavalle, 
medieval crusader of Gods will whose search for the elixir of life 
led to the ritual satanic killings of thousands of Parisian youth. 
Or Julius, religious despot, 
whose slaughter of the intelligentsia of Milan gave him the nickname of "The Warrior Pope" 
That's right, some of the greatest mass murderers in you sad, 
yet vibrant history, are here enshrined, 
impaled and pumped with agonizing life... 
Tummys tingle, tongues a-mingle 
Forced extraction of corn-choked shingle 
Bristling amoeba hole matching cunt for every bowl 
Madly failing porno cow, get me on the road right now!