Asian people make great cars, but lousy drivers And if for a moment I may be incorrect, for a moment let me say That I hate the Jews But that's okay, I hate negroes too And I really hate the white motherfuckers Kind of a "equal opportunity hate" Humans suck, cock that is Ah, what do you care? You're just a bunch of penguins You gotta respect everybody, even if you don't like them You see, they might have a weapon Admit it, the evil empire didn't die with the fall of communism It grew stronger And a child and a gun go together like apple pie and mom It's our God-given right to ride around with a gun in our car Ah, ass The crack that you must pass I'll stake a claim, I'll remain at the cleft where few shall pass Beneath the stink of baking block, we're all becoming livestock I keep a close watch on this pot of mine I keep my pants pulled down all the time I'm saving up to be a mime Because you're slime And I'm a mime I'm a mime I'm a mime, m-mime, m-mime I'm a mime I'm a mime, m-mime, m-m-m-m-mime, mime I'm a mime, m-mime, m-mime I'm a mime I'm a mime, m-mime, m-m-m-m-m-mime, mime I'm a mime, m-mime, m-mime M-m-m-m-mime, mime I'm a mime... I can tell the enemy fears us by the way he fires We conserve and scavenge everything