She likes to read, I like T.V.
She's checking out my good friend Steve
She likes a beer, I like a shot
Her parents think I'm selling pot

She likes the boys in the band
She rollerblades down the strand
When I pinch her butt in public she complains
The best years of my life washed down the...

I like to drive, she likes to walk
She caught me jacking in my sock
I like to drink, she likes to dance
I'm drunk again, off come my pants

She likes the boys in the band
I dig the surf, she likes the sand
When I come home late she's got that look
I'm not talkin' 'bout that Jordache look

For you I'd do it
Just for you I'd do it
I would wash my car, get a job
Odor eaters for my shoes
For you I'd do it
For you, for you
For you, for you

I guess our eyes will never meet
Mark, please put down the toilet seat
She likes to kiss, I'd rather fuck
And all her friends think I'm a schmuck
A schmuck, a schmuck

She did the boys in the band
I guess I'll be a single man
I used to want to sleep in, she'd complain
The best years of my life washed down the drain

I'll wash my car, get a job
Odor eaters for my shoes
I'll recycle all my beer cans
Like I promised I would do
I will cancel my subscription
To 'Juggs & Beaver Hunt'
Just for you I'll do it

I'll wash my car, get a job
Odor eaters for my shoes
I'll recycle all my beer cans
Like I promised I would do
I will cancel my subscription
To 'Juggs & Beaver Hunt'
Just for you I'll do it

For you, for you
For you, for you
For you, for you
For you, for you