I wanna fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight
For my constitutional right to party and bear arms
Yeah!

Some wars are not worth the fight
But that was 30 years before the Beasties told me
That they would stand up for their rights
To party, degrade women, or at least pull out the jammy

It's pretty obvious the torch has been passed
And I'm gonna see it through
With charcoal briquettes, victors compliments of Jesus

I'll have a beer with my fondue
I gots an AK but I swear that I don't rap
I got a drinking problem too
I'm on a crusade, please send me a large donation
I'll need a liver transplant soon