I wanna fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight For my constitutional right to party and bear arms Yeah! Some wars are not worth the fight But that was 30 years before the Beasties told me That they would stand up for their rights To party, degrade women, or at least pull out the jammy It's pretty obvious the torch has been passed And I'm gonna see it through With charcoal briquettes, victors compliments of Jesus I'll have a beer with my fondue I gots an AK but I swear that I don't rap I got a drinking problem too I'm on a crusade, please send me a large donation I'll need a liver transplant soon