I've just been to see my best friend He's got another girl Says she's just about the best thing In the whole damn world And he says can't you see what the little lady's done for me Says it like he thinks I'm blind But the things that you see ain't necessarily the things you can find Happy loving couples make it look so easy Happy loving couples always talk so kind Until the time that I can do my dancing with a partner Those happy couples ain't no friends of mine People say I'm too damn fussy When it comes to girls Happy couples say I must live In a lonely world want to be, want to really be what my friends pretend to be Be it in my own good time Being kind to myself till I become one of two of a kind Happy loving couples make it look so easy Happy loving couples always talk so kind Until the time that I can do my dancing with a partner Those happy couples ain't no friends of mine You ain't no friends of mine You know what I mean Happy loving couples In matching lamb turtle-neck sweaters Reading Ideal Homes magazine Yeah! want to be, want to really be what my friends pretend to be Be it in my own good time Being kind to myself till I become one of two of a kind Happy loving couples make it look so easy Happy loving couples always talk so kind Until the time that I can do my dancing with a partner Those happy couples ain't no friends of mine You ain't no friends of mine You ain't no friends of mine You ain't no friends of mine You ain't no friends of mine You ain't no friends of mine Right, that's enough