Thank you for the Easter Bunny
Sitting at my door!
It wasn't made of chocolate
But it shit right on my floor!
Thank you God for X-Mas trees
Return the gifts for money!
Thank you for my paycheck
Now here's your ten percent
I'd love to give you more
But I barely make my rent!
Thank you Lord for turning
Fruity grapes right into wine!
It sure does make it easy
To try out my pick up line!
Once there was no t.p.
Inside my hotel room!
The Bible had ten thosuand pages
I only used a few!
Sunday school such a joy
Forced to fondle Reverend Roy!
Good Friday! [Repeat x8]
