There was smoke on the water A little fire in the sky If I hear that song one more time I'll stick a fork right in my eye Another round and a pickled egg A truck pulled up with a hundred kegs Just another Friday night Fuck no fuck no Its chug-a-lug night Here we go Here we go Chug-a-lug night Kissin' girls you don't know Here we go Beer is in my hair And vomits on my toes Here we go For no damn reason I'm takin' off my clothes Here we go I walked to the bar But now I'm driving I still believe in anarchy Pardon me sir I have to pee Passed out greaser on the floor A beer fart on his pompadour I'm quite happy almost gay What the fuck did I just say Something new every night Fuck no fuck no Its chug-a-lug night Here we go Chug-a-lug night Kissin' girls you don't know Here we go Beer is in my hair And vomits on my toes Here we go For no damn reason I'm takin' off my clothes Here we go I walked to the bar But now I'm drivin home