Bless me, child, for I have sinned
It has been two thousand years since my last confession
These are my sins
In becoming humanity, I have often forgotten who I am, and have thus wreaked havoc and destruction on the earth and my children

Wow. OK. Am. Who do you think you are?

I think I am you

You th—you think you're me? What? I'm s—I don't understand. I'm—I am me