Trendspotter acrobat got no falling room 
Choking on an ego the size of one of Jupiter's moons 
Slowly shrugs on his coat 
Walks out in the rain 
Dismayed to see it hasn't rained in days 
I will buy the drinks if you promise not to ask me what I think
Pop culture diplomat throws up on his shoes 
Burping up an epigram while blood flows from his wounds 
Slowly shrugs on his coat 
Staggers through the shine  
A million bedtime stories on his mind 
I will buy the drinks if you promise not to ask me what I think
Trendspotter acrobat,broken-earted clown 
Falling apart is as easy as sitting down 
Slowly peels off his coat 
Throws it on the floor 
Nothing really matters anymore 
I will buy the drinks if you promise not to tell me what you think