We sent our uncle over there, 
Told him how to dress and comb his hair.
Told him not to worry about the score, 
The challenge is much more.

He drove the bargain very hard, 
Tear it up and kept it in the yard.
When the war came, we don’t care who’ll fall, 
The challenge is much more.

They confirmed that he did very well, 
Excellent as far as they could tell.
Nation holds the key to every door, 
The challenge is impossible, but harder to ignore, 
But we don’t know who’ll fall.