He would've put his mind in a can Technically they changed him into mustard man And add a touch of who we are And gave him many lives inside the insect jar Decidedly he did his best to exist Ironically he never ever took a risk And I know you try hard And I know it gets so easy, looks so greasy Hey mustard man I try in his dead hand Now just what is your plan Hey mustard man A little girl who wants to see and try Oh, how nice Naturally he took his own life Immediately they gave him three or four wives And I saw everything they did to him that day And I kind of have to wonder what he has to say [?] whistle while you work Pick it all, I like the way that smirks And I know you try hard And I know it should be easy, looks so greasy Hey mustard man Now just what is your plan Now just glide into day Hey mustard man A little girl who wants to see and try Oh, how nice Hey mustard man Well what's your plan Now I lie in the den Hey mustard man A little girl who wants to see and try Oh, how nice