Mother John did a good thing today
Stuck his prick in his cereal
It's a good thing it wasn't his coffee
That's okay Mother John

Let it play another day
In the display
Of the coffee-creamers
And the cartoon dreamers
Oh, the picnic ants
And they carry you away
Yeah, they carry away Mother J
Let's get carried away Mother Jack

And not come back
And not come back
And not come back
And not come back
And not come back
And not come back
And not come back
And not come back