Caught in a B-movie vortex
 There’s a zombie on my TV screen
 A cold glass of beer in my hands
 Is it real or a dream?
 My mind doesn’t work properly
 Hallucinations in my brain
 My body’s starting to rot
 But I don’t feel any pain

 There’s a monster in my basement
 Just crazy for human flesh
 He’s polite and a little bit shy
 He’s almost human almost dead
 I know there’s another guest at home
 But I couldn’t find him yet
 He was wallep alive
 Because he tried to open the Gates of Hell

 A date with Fulci
 Every day
 Horror prevails
 The moon is bright
 I have a date tonight

 Cadavers and monsters rule my universe
 Echoes of terror pain that feels good
 Storms of horror B-movie devourer
 Condemned to live in my world of darkness

 My roommate is a sex offender
 He loves bitches, whores and strippers
 My roommate quacks like a duck on the phone
 My roommate is The New York Ripper
 Our friends are a bunch or hungry zombies
 They will eat you without no pity
 We live in the House by the cemetery
 We live in Dunwich city