Would you, could you? 
Lend a hand with my bbq 
I've got, beer beer 
Get round with your packed up wacky sack 

Balding matters 
Balding matters 

Twist round, sit down 
Leave town like you did the last time 
Feels great, so good 
Yeah i need you to understand that 

Balding matters 
Balding matters 

Cold 
Cold shoulder 

Since when depend , depend on your approval 
I got date of, D.O.B 
Your name and number (4x)
What a fuckin rort