Come all yee friends ill sit ya down and sing an o-ful ditty 
Twas on a day in April month we started from the city 
We planned a day or two at mars we stalwart men were chosen 
To remove ol' Charlie from angle pond 
Who fell in when the pond was frozen 

We seven men came roarin down on the road to Roaches Line
We might have stopped in Avondale, or Brigus might have been fine 
We was hungry as sin but we never stopped in 
Nor took any time to park us we all of us knew that we must get through To remove ol' charlie's carcass
 
R: Here's to Charlie horse and here's to Shave the master 
   No better horse e'er ran the course or pulled the logs more faster 
   Here's to Charlie horse and we wants ye all to know 
   Charlie's gone to the big corral, where all good horses go 

In the car there was no pocket comb, and beside him 
Mo' was coastin 
And Barret 'Bullet' Bill and jimmy 
Clark in the backseat he was roastin they were 
Smiley stubborn at the mounted police 
It wasn't hard to find 'em and Johnny Pollock 
And Sageworth Sam was sittin right in behind them

Kevin and Buck was also there for they brought some braun and brains they Was aimin to help as best they could to remove ol' chuck's remains Charlie Was like a brudder' to Shave and he loved him well of course Charlie was a Very good man you see although he'd been a horse 

R: Here's to Charlie horse...

Now ill spare you all the gruesome details and just relate the end 
With two stout dories and a few strong ropes 
We removed old Shavey's friend we gave him a decent sendoff 
With all our hats removed 
To off we send ol Shave and his friend our loyalty was proved 

Somewhere up in the great beyond his eyes are shining bright 
Charlie nods an approving nod cuz he knows we did him right 
Shave will join him there one day and he'll bring the harness leather 
and so unto all eternity they'll pull the logs together 

R: Here's to Charlie horse...