Well I wanna get in the whole world's pants and when my beaver's hungry preemies ain't got a chance I turn it out in granny glasses and hotpants and my digs are decked out for statutory romance WITH HIM EVERY NITE I WANNA ROCK OUT WITH HIM EVERY NIGHT I WANNA ROCK OUT WITH HIM EVERY NITE UNDER THE HUMP LITES OH YEAH HUMP LITES OH YEAH Well they call me your grandma 'cause I'm two-hundred-and six but I got a lollipop you know you wanna lick I'll bounce up and down on the preemie trampoline and shake my pop-poms 'cause I'm Chunky Superteen 'cause I am your grandma She is your grandma!!!