In a town where you're never going home
 And the boys wanna cut you to the bone
 And you feel like you're running for your life
 
 We don't like your haircut or your attitude
 Get back down the M1 cos we don't like you
 Get my brother's mates to beat you black and blue
 Get back down the M1 cos we don't like you
 We don't like your accent or your Northampton shoes
 Get back down the M1 cos we don't like you
 Prefer a pint of bitter and a bag of glue
 Get back down the M1 cos we don't like...

 In a town where you're never going home
 And the boys wanna cut you to the bone
 And you feel like you're running for your life
 
 Gonna punch your lights out in the taxi queue
 Get back up the M1 cos we don't like you
 The last thing you'll be seeing is a hate tattoo
 Get back up the M1 cos we don't like you
 A and E's a good a place as any to screw
 Get back up the M1 cos we don't like you
 A smashing row of stitches, I got seventy two
 Get back up the M1 cos we don't like...

 Northerners beat beat!
 Like Southerners beat beat!
 Like...
 
 We don't like your haircut or your attitude
 Get back down the M1 cos we don't like you
 Get my brother's mates to beat you black and blue
 Get back up the M1 cos we don't like...

 In a town where you're never going home
 And the boys wanna cut you to the bone
 And you feel like you're running for your life