I've been pointing in the wrong direction 
I've been living in a padded shed 
Been forgetting about my honest dedication 
I've been getting stupid in the head

CHORUS: 
You get a higher entry now 
You got the right to pop! 
Your drinks are complimentary now 
And your records are in charity shops

Whatever happened to my chart position? 
Gonna give it to the old weirdos 
What I'd give to be a real musician 
What I'd give to make a video

You get a higher entry now 
You got the right to pop! 
Your drinks are complimentary now 
And your records are in charity shops