The only time I've ever cried was Ole Yeller And cuttin' onions in the kitchen It rained that night she left me high and dry All my sunshine went missing Now I can't find no peace And my life's crumbling to pieces Need to pick myself up off the ground The only damn way I know how Be a demon on that diesel Burn that bar down with my people Thread that Lynchburg 90 needle 'Til my world turns black That damned ole desperado Spending one more silver dollar On a number 7 bottle Make her mad And get her back like (Oh) Check off that list of things she hated (Oh) 180 undo all that saving Wake up in the morning in the bed but off the wagon Take a look around like what the hell just happened I could head west and get on with the rest of my life and learn how to forgive her Leave those long nights and get a grip on all of my vices, that'll help me quit her Old boy, don't take the bait and stay your ass back at home But on second thought, I ought to go Be a demon on that diesel Burn that bar down with my people Thread that Lynchburg 90 needle 'Til my world turns black That damned ole desperado Spending one more silver dollar On a number 7 bottle Make her mad And get her back like (Oh) Check off that list of things she hated (Oh) 180 undo all that saving Wake up in the morning in the bed but off the wagon Take a look around like what the hell just happened (Just happened) (Be a demon on that diesel Burn that bar down with my people...) Be a demon on that diesel Burn that bar down with my people Thread that Lynchburg 90 needle 'Til my world turns black That damned ole desperado Spending one more silver dollar On a number 7 bottle Make her mad And get her back like (Oh) Check off that list of things she hated (Oh) 180 undo all that saving Wake up in the morning in the bed but off the wagon Take a look around like what the hell just happened