I went to big bear for the week And now my throats too sore to speak But I'm still glad I got to see the snow Both Pedro and the market crashed I almost had a heart attack The cops showed up And put on quite a show Oh, this life's got some range But there's not really even one thing I would change even if I could They say that when it rains it pours My plants aren't thirsty any more It probably wasn't a good plan to drive I think it dropped to ten degrees These dumb G-Wagon memories Are some of the best ones of my whole life Oh, this life's got some range But there's not really even one thing I would change even if I could I've always got some time to kill I'm acting like it's Friday still My hours are fucked but it's what I prefer Three birds are sleeping in my house But they're too cute to kick them out Plus I've got a few places now (oh yea) You know this life is pretty strange But there's not really even one thing I would change if I could If I could