What the fuck is God? Is he on this beach? Does he have a body like me? Does he ever sleep? Or is God a woman? Should I call her "she"? Is it everybody? Does that mean that it's you and me? If I go to Bali Looking for The Keys And all of my money is in foreign currency Is it fair to call it conversion therapy? Does she think I'm funny now? Is she laughing now? Hey Don't be scared the end is coming Whether you focus on that or focus on bitches and money There's only like two things I know for a fact (What's that?) One: I look cute in this suit (Okay) And two: I'm not getting this back I took some long flights overseas to make up my mind About us all coming to be by intelligent design 'Cause if God's hands were on me he really took his time But then he also made mosquitos and genocide And that doesn't sound benevolent to me So the only thing now that's relevant to me Is funding my heaven Here in the present It's there What the fuck is God? Is he on this beach? Does he have a body like me? Does he ever sleep? Or is God a woman? Should I call her "she"? Is it everybody? Does that mean that it's you and me? If I go to Bali Looking for The Keys And all of my money is in foreign currency Is it fair to call it conversion therapy? Does she think I'm funny now? Is she laughing now?