All my ghosts are out on the porch Smoking reefer and holding court I go outside and tell them to go away They let themselves in and say 'Hey Lady' And now they're calling up all their friends All my ghosts are in my living room Trippin' on LSD and sniffing glue I was going to take a bath maybe drink some tea This is the last thing in Hell I need Am I stuck with them? Are they stuck with me? They're under my bed, they're in my sheets They're too fucked-up to frighten me I ain't scared of my ghosts I ain't scared of my ghosts I could cut them off I could make them leave But I kinda like their company I ain't scared of my ghosts The thing that scares me the most is Me All my ghosts are on Adderall Ripping sinks from my bathroom wall They ain't got no appetite Still they're up in my kitchen drinking my high life I know they'll keep on going Until they suck me dry They're under my bed, they're in my sheets They're too fucked-up to frighten me I ain't scared of my ghosts I ain't scared of my ghosts I could cut them off I could make them leave But I kinda like their company I ain't scared of my ghosts The thing that scares me the most is Me All my ghosts are enablers They brought all my angels back down here to Earth Now there's nobody left to rescue me 'Cause my poor angels are in recovery And the ghosts are gone And they took the weed And they left another big mess for me All my ghosts All my ghosts All my ghosts All my ghosts