I, I'm not lonely I earn my own money and I don't like change But I, oh, I'd quite like someone Like to come home and hold someone and that's okay I don't need a fairytale No glass slipper or a wedding veil No, I'm not asking for a lot Forgive the irony and just humour me Oh my, oh my, there's this movie in my mind Where you zip up my dress and I tie up your tie And we sit on the sofa with a bottle of wine Oh why, oh why, God knows I've tried, just to find Someone to leave all their shoes at the foot of the bed And I'd sleep on the right because you sleep on the left And then I'd give you a drawer, where you could put all your shit And you'd say, I'm moving quick for someone scared of commitment So I'd swing by your mother's for a coffee and cry And she'd tell me you've been this way since you were a child Oh my, oh my All I want is a wonderful, boring, normal life You, you don't know me yet You're playing hard to get, and I kinda like it And you, you just wait and see I'm who you're dying to meet, and you're gonna like me I don't need a picket fence Horse and carriage wouldn't make no sense 'Cause I make the diamonds in my life Forgive the irony and just sing with me Oh my, oh my, there's this movie in my mind Where you take off my dress and I rip off your tie And we fuck on the sofa all day and all night Oh why, oh why, God knows I've tried, just to find Someone to leave all their shoes at the foot of the bed And I'd sleep on the right because you sleep on the left And then I'd give you a drawer, where you could put all your shit And you'd say, I'm moving quick for someone scared of commitment So I'd swing by your mother's for a coffee and cry And she'd tell me you've been this way since you were a child Oh my, oh my All I want is a wonderful, boring, normal life