Uncle Red, will you tell me a bedtime story? Please! Yea. Here we go It was a rainy night in Georgia When the shipment was coming in And that guy shot him dead I said, "Nice doing business with you, friend." Now you aren't misunderstanding me, are you? [*kid crying*] I sure hope No! Well, let me make things clear for you Your uncle sold dope Yay! I mean, I sold dope to everybody Preachers, teachers Motivational speakers In my day, we called it reefah We had a fleet of submarines We had a fleet of fifty boats Where you think [?] got his coat? [*snoring noises*] Your uncle sold- aw, damn I ain't even get to finish! It works every time Hmm-hmm-hmm Good night, [?]