E5
1. I ain't go no outfits to pick and choose
   So I really ain't got that much to lose
   A5
   Picture's getting fuzzy and it's stuck on channel 3
   E5
   And the whole thing looks pretty silly to me
   B5                  A5
   50,000 more and I'm out of the red

2. Heavy Metal thrash band, it's all a bunch of shit
   People trying to name me while I'm trying to do my bit
   I ain't got the patience or the time to waste
   Call me a rock star you can spit in my face
   Gonna take a horse to drag me outta my bed

3. I'd rather hang with drunks than hang out with myself
   Well, the booze is over there take a glass off the shelf
   If you ain't had enough by tomorrow at noon
   we're gonna place a call to the Boneyard Crew
   Went to sleep at home and woke up in a shed
   Oh son of a bitch!