Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh WOO! She calls me on the phone Hoping that I'm home And that I'm all alone But when I say hello, I only hear dial tone She thinks that I'm her own Outside my window she crept, Watching my every step Oh oh oh She's following me Oh oh oh She's out of her tree Oh oh oh She's off of her rocker I want to marry my stalker Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh WOO! Sometimes she says she's my mom, Looks like she doesn't belong She's my own peeping tom Flowers every day The cops they tell her to stay 500 feet away. She's sleeping on my doorstep She hasn't hurt me yet Oh oh oh She's following me Oh oh oh She's out of her tree Oh oh oh She's off of her rocker I want to marry my (3x) stalker This morning she wasn't there I hope that she still cares I almost gave up hope But today i awoke To a private note She says she's going to jail For going through my mail But she'll stay on my trail Oh oh oh She's following me Oh oh oh She's out of her tree Oh oh oh She's off of her rocker I want to marry my (3x) stalker oh oh oh oh oh oh oh (2x) I want to marry my stalker