Is this the in place to be? What am I doing here? Watching the girls go by Spending money on... Sleep all day It's the only way I'm a parasite I creep about at night Night club, is this the in place to be? Night club, what am I doing here? Night club, watching the girls go by Spending money on... Hey, hey, I don't work 'Cause I don't have to I don't have to work There's no, no work to do Night club, I'm a member of the night club Night club, a fully paid up member of the night club So I can't dance in a club like this all the girls are sluts And the beer tastes just like piss I'm a parasite I creep about at night. I'm a member of the night club A fully paid up member of the night club Night club, is this the in place to be? Night club, what am I doing here? Night club, watching the girls go by Spending money on beer