After getting his political message come across 
 uncle Sandro experienced absolutely devastating 
 absolutely excruciating sense of loss 
 Yo uncle Sandro, we don't really know 
 but seems like politicians can be only wrong! 
 and so to feel devine again and innocent and free 
 Sandro headed straight to harem 
 in Tuscany 
 Ran Taranta Super Taranta! 
 Harem in Tuscany! 

 Sandro came back from world travel stupider than left 
 even good guys fight each other 
 even bad songs being theft 
 we walked stupid he talked stupid 
 he could not comprehend 
 and therefore everyone called him a stupid man... 

 Everybody wonders about meaning of the life 
 I set out to conquer fucker-- Polutchilsja Kalf! 
 and so to feel divine again and innocent and free 
 Sandro headed straight to Harem in Tuscany! 

 Only ones in the good spirit 
 full of life and good advice 
 who's not jealous and not bitter 
 come to me let's talk about 
 how to live a decent life 
 when you are bigger than life 
 where the hell the top or bottom 
 in this good god damn ying yang? 
 everybody wonders nu-li 
 about meaning of the life 
 I set out to conquer fucker 
 and a Polutchilsja Kalf! 
 to harem of innocence 
 Devla le-la let me in! 
 For the boots of decent life 
 they are just too small for me! 
 Ah ti tjotenka patchkunja 
 ai ti djadka moidodir 
 Zgeka, kak tam progibalovo 
 ili normaldy!? 

 Sandro came out of the harem stupider than left. 
 even good girls fight eachother, 
 knickers are being theft! 
 and so to feel divine again and innocent and free 
 got ready for punk rock siesta in 
 Harem in Carpaty! 
 Ran Taranta Super Taranta! 
 Harem in Carpaty!