OK, he's finally asleep
He was so excited
Wait, where are you going?
So that's why you grew up your beard?
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peek
She thought that I was tucked-up
In my bedroom fast asleep
And I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white (snowy white)
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night
She kissed him right there
Underneath the mistletoe (underneath the mistletoe)
She thought that I was tucked in bed
But I was not asleep
I thought Santa came just for me
But I saw him kissing Mommy
Right beside our tree
I put out the cookies
And I poured some milk
And Mommy came to Santa
All dressed in... silk?
I clean my room
And I never think twice
I hope Mommy tells him
I'm not naughty -- I'm nice
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus
(Underneath the mistletoe)
Kissing Santa Claus last night
Hey, Santa, I'm nice!
