I came in through the front door I know I heard the back door slam Tell me who do you think you're foolin'? You been messin' with another man You're actin' very suspicious You got that guilty look in your eye And you smell like Old Spice on your skin So there ain't no way that you can lie I said, "Who's been sleepin' in my bed? Who's been lovin' you, baby? Who's been playin' in my house? Who's been sleepin' in my bed?" Looks like a hurricane hit here The sheets are all over the floor And the curtains are drawn in the middle of the day And the lights are turned way down low I said, "Who's been sleepin' in my bed? Who's been lovin' you, baby? Who's been playin' in my house? Who's been sleepin' in my bed?" Well, I'm callin' up the hospital, darlin' Gettin' a room with two beds in your name 'Cause you and your brand new boyfriend Will about to be together again I said, "Who's been sleepin' in my bed? Who's been lovin' you, baby? Who's been playin' in my house? Who's been sleepin' in my bed?"