See I really couldn't sing I could never really sing What I couldn't do was... ...Sing! I have trouble with a... ..Note. It goes all around my... ..Throat. It's a terrifying... ...Thing. See, I really couldn't hear Which not was lower or was... ...Higher If someone says, "Let's start a... ...Choir Hey, when I begin to... ...Squeak. It's a cross between a... ...Shreik. And a quiver or a... ..Moan. It's a little like a... ...Croak. Or the record player... ...Broke. What its doesn't have is... ...Tone. Oh I know you're thinking What a crazy... ...Dingaling. But I really couldn't... ...Sing. I could never really... ...Sing. What I couldn't do was... ...Sing! Three blind mice. Three blind mice. It isn't intentional... He's doing his best, Jingle bells, jingle bells... Jingle bells, jingle bells... It really blows my mind he gets depressed But what I lack in pitch I sure Make up in... ...Power. And all my friends say I am Perfect for the Shower. Still, I'm terrific at a... ...Dance. Guys are comin' in their... ...Pants. I'm a birdie on the... ...Wing But when I begin to... ...Chirp. They say, "who's the little... ...Twerp ...Goin' 'pong' instead of... ...Ping. And when Christmas comes and All my friends go... Caroling, It is so dishearten... ...-Ning. It is so disquiet... ...-Ting. It is so discourag... ...-Ging Darling, please stop answer... ..-Ring! See, I really couldn't... ...Sing. I could never really... ...Sing. What I couldn't do was... Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do Do, ti, la, sol, fa, mi, re, do La La... La La... Sing, sing Sing a sing a sing sing Sing, sing Sing, Sing ...Sing. Sing!