Last night I got served a little bit too much of that poison baby 
Last night I did things I'm not proud of 
And I got a little crazy 
Last night I met a guy on the dance floor 
And I let him call me baby 

And I don't even know his last name 
Oh, my mama would be so ashamed 
It started off "Hey cutie, where ya from?" 
And then it turned in, 
"Oh no, what have I done?" 
And I don't even know his last name 

We left the club right around three o'clock in the morning 
His Pinto sitting there in the parking lot Well it should have been a warning 
I had no clue what I was getting into 
So I blame it on the Cuervo 
Oh where did my manners go? 

And I don't even know his last name 
Oh, my mama would be so ashamed 
It started off "Hey cutie, where ya from?" 
And then it turned in, 
"Oh no, what have I done?" 
And I don't even know his last name 
Here we go... 

Today I woke up thinkin' about Elvis somewhere in Vegas 
I'm not sure how I got here 
Or how this ring on my left hand just appeared out of nowhere 
I gotta go 
I take the chips and the Pinto and hit the road 
They say what happens here stays here 
All of this will disappear 
There's just one little problem... 

I don't even know my last name 
Oh my mama would be so ashamed 
It started off "Hey cutie, where ya from?" 
And then it turned in, 
"Oh no, what have I done?" 
And I don't even know my last name 

What have I done 
What have I done 
What have I done 
Oh, what have I done 
I don't even know my last name 

It turned into 
"Oh no, what have I done?" 
And I don't even know my last 

It started off "Hey cutie, where ya from?" 
And then it turned into 
"Oh no, what have I done?" 
And I don't even know my last name 

my last name