I'm the fastest man in the class
I'm the fastest man in the class
Wearing a big massive face
Wearing a big fuck-off face
Red polo neck in karate class
Earned my white belt
A Halloween mask
Amn't I after
Getting fatter
Fierce milder
Suburban stigmata

Well I'm the fastest man in the class
Wearing a massive face
Wearing the ear of you
Smelly sizzle stare
Pulled your cardboard hair
Danced like Fred Astaire
Fungie died for all your sins
He did his best, not good enough yet
Because I'm wearing a big massive face
A big massive face
(Fuck)
I'm wearing a big fuck-off face
A big fuck-off face