Smooth like a, smooth like a, smooth like an action man
With a plug in his pocket
Feet for brains, feet for brains, feet for brains
Pieces of fish
And jumpers made of Sellotape
Rummaging, rummaging, rummaging
Rummage around
Open mouths for expensive vouchers
Secondly, secondly, secondly
First of all
The state of ya
Have you been eating worms?
Can't remember, 'member, 'member
If I ate those crisps
Nappy chutney
Flavoured lost soup
Lick your roll, lick your roll, lick your roll-
On deodorant
Football-ocking around
With your face in a tea cup
Lick your roll, lick your roll, lick your roll-
On deodorant
Football-ocking around
With your face in a tea cup
I thought I couldn't look
A Sap-aholic
A riomhaire
A dirty sap now
He thinks he's dead
He's moving around
Plucks into abyss
He's making no sound
Designed an atlas
He lives in a tent
It's silly quiet
It's out the back
And farts in it
He takes his time
To hurry up
Professionally sad
Math plus math
It equals Maths
A crooked dovetail
A necklace clasps
A lack of know ledge
He went to college
He got a nose ring
He liked a salad
And watching Jeremy Kyle
And no ones watching
It's about a family
Who met each other
At primal scream
