I didn't realise it 'til it caught air I didn't read the small print I hate Ryanair I ramble and give up Once upon a shut up For donkey's years Limping with scissors I rattle when I'm shook In the beginning of the middle Shit shit shit Shut up- Shut up Last minute goal Sensational The inflatable Uncle social Laps it up by the mouthful Fly off the handle It's the leg of the table And at the end of the day, that's football