What's Happenin' Dog? Yea, it's good to see you too Yea, everyone's up and On their way over here They'll be kickin' it, we'll be kickin' it This afternoon Yeah, gonna be a first time We all got together Oh yeah, I'm feelin' good, yeah (Well, I'll Be Doggone if I would work all day And I'll Be Doggone if I would bring you my pay But if I ever caught you running around Blowing my money all over this town Then I wouldn't be doggone Hey, Hey! I'd be long gone) Yeah bringin' some of that stash they Got in the back I dug up a bone plus a few of those Nickle doggie bags we used to bury Told you they'd come in handy Yeah, why not? It's my idea we got into Discussion and put it on tape You see, they taught me how to work this Here recorder And they don't know we talk They don't know we discuss this shit (It's a doggy affair) And they ain't never heard none of us talk My dog. C'mon in here, my dog What's happenin'? Hey, get vour ass on in here Yeah, we gonna tell these stories and put 'Em on this tape Now, nobody ain't gonna believe this shit Kick back and watch that shit You fucked up; you high I mean, why not? Those mutha-fuckers got us runnin' 'round Here chasin metal rabbits at dog tracks and Then placin' bets and fadin' 'em Makin' us do stupid animal tricks 'Bout time we sic them on some shit (Well, I'll Be Doggone if I would work all day And I'll Be Doggone if I would bring you my pay But if I ever caught you running around Blowing my money all over this town Then I wouldn't be doggone Hey, Hey! I'd be long gone) (It's a doggy affair) Life is cool here in this canaine County kennel With all incidentals paid up front, it's cool Yeah, y'all come in here, come on in And what you doin' with that silly muzzle on? Hey, somebody take that muzzle off that Bitch so I can kiss her What's happenin' baby? Damn, they gave you a funny haircut You ain't no muthafuckin' poodle Get your ass, on in here I wasn't you know what I'm doin, yeah Yeah, I might just do that shit But you spaded bitch, what's happenin'? Yeah, we all here kickin' back, yea Here, hit some of this here shit Don't act like you don't know what it is You's a dope dog; you's a police dog Don't tell me they didn't train you in this shit How the fuck you gonna follow a trail if you Don't sniff some of this shit? It ain't just a scent, goddamn, you gotta get Some of this shit up your nose Come get your ass over here, man (It's a doggy affair) Now this tape is pretty short so we might Have to talk this dog shit fast What's happenin' my dog? Yeah Yeah, I got a nickle bag, a doggie bag Been defleaded, been deticked and I got My rabies shot I'm ready to bury a bone in this muthafucker Hey, this is the tale that wagged the dog Yeah, I wanna know why the muthafuckers When they say "dog," it sounds like There's somethin' wrong with that shit You know and when they say "Bitch." Bitch But they always do a lot of silly shit But I got a little even the other day Took some of that Muthafuckin' shaving cream Put it around my mouth Struck my Kujo pose next to the baby Scared the shit outta that mutha-fucker Almost bust my side in Fuck them mutha-fuckers Well, I got nuthin' to worry about Kids'll fuck them up if they try to Do somethin' to me But you know you gotta get a little even Every now and then What? What would I do if I kicked? Why you ask a silly ass question like that? Oh yeah, you done start gettin' high now Now you like talkin', don't you? What would you do if I catch, catch the cat That mutha-fucker? Roof was on top of the house Roof was on top of your mouth Roof, my dog, what's happenin'? Yeah, gone outta tape We gotta do this again Put me on another track