YO--HO--HERE WE GO AGAIN LOOK-OUT Just say ding-dong and I'm sprung I spring every time a bell is rung I'm not a ding-a-ling, I'm not a ding-dong Mine is another story Told of a god-damn laboratory Biological, illogical Where's the logic in a rod That's lodged in your head till your dead Fuck the dumb shit! AHHH! Just cuz you're the top of the food chain, you want to suck and fuck with my brain All in the name of science! SCIENCE (blinded me with science) Data? What the fuck do data matter to me? I ain't tryin' to hear that, see but you want me to see it your way Ding-dong, here we go another day One dingie-lingie, I salivate Two dingie-lingies, and I hallucinate Three dingie-lingies and ejaculate Recess. Ding-Dong Mutha-Fucka Just say ding and dong and I'm sprung Spring every time a bell is rung I ain't no ding-a-ling and I ain't a ding-dong Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'? Yes, I'm listenin', in the middle of July, high on a mission A nickle bag of Tinkerbell, boy (Nickle bag of tinkerbell) As the bell tolls for the time it takes me to inhale Invoke the rhyme rippin up the track Derailin' your train of thought All along the watchtower, watch the faces all go sour, as the bell toll for experiment failed Though, still the lying media cries success There's no dongs but I hear dinging There's no bells but my ears are ringing One dingie-lingie. I salivate Two dingie-lingies, and I hallucinate Three dingie-lingies and ejaculate I'm the product of a Pavlovian experiment We rub each others cheeks We sniff each others seats We tug each others leash When we find each other in heat We scratch each others fleas And put each other at ease Which leads me to believe "When in Dogtown. do as dogs do" I'm the product of a Pavlovian experiment We rub each others cheeks We sniff each others seats We tug each others leash When we find each other in heat We scratch each others fleas And put each other at ease Which leads me to believe "When in Dogtown, do as dogs do" Genetic engineering, classical conditioning I'm the product of a Pavlovian experiment It's a dog-eat-dog world, that's what they say, but I ain't with it If the label don't say "kitty-kat" I won't eat it But I got a pair of milkbone drawers on If you want to get busy, bitch, come on I was on your trail, sniffin' your tail You know damn well it smell like hell, ew Dog-eat-dog world, turn boy-eat-girl world will prevail Licensed flea collars for sale Up in this county-funded kennel With all the incidentals paid up front So jump the gun and Go fetch like Fido, Bitch Spread that mit, yes we play catch This one here's goin' out the park, throw that ball back, baby Hark, who goes there? Cause I'm standin' guard in all this here parts of the yard When in dog town do as dogs do (Classical conditioning, test tube puppy Behavioural modification, man's best friend) (Somebody get me another animal) At the sound of the bell there will be a test A test? Yes, a test to decide How much of which pesticide I'm not a ding-bat, I'm not a dumb-bell Mine is another humdinger Where's the DATA that matter to me? Where's the DATA that matter to me? Welt the experiment failed, we need another dog Will somebody get me another dog? One dingy-lingly, I salivate Two dingy-lingies and I hallucinate Three dingy-lingies and I ejaculate One dingy-lingly, I salivate Two dingy-lingies and I hallucinate Three dingy-lingies and I ejaculate