First time that you see him, you'd think he's a regular guy
I heard he works downtown somewhere and wears a coat and tie
But every Friday evening, he always comes in here
His mind goes through some changes and then it disappears

Give him a drink and, boy, he thinks he's back in Texas
Two-stepping with the ladies and raising hell
His mind locks into that Lone Star State, the party never ends
Give him a drink and, boy, he thinks he's back in Texas again

Ain't no way nobody is gonna have more fun than him
Drowning in a pool of beer, he'd rather sink than swim
Some of us, we hold back and try not to get so loose
But then he buys a few more rounds and we're in Texas too

Give him a drink and, boy, he thinks he's back in Texas
Two-stepping with the ladies and raising hell
His mind locks into that Lone Star State, the party never ends
Give him a drink and, boy, he thinks he's back in Texas again

Give him a drink and, boy, he thinks he's back in Texas
Two-stepping with the ladies and raising hell
His mind locks into that Lone Star State, the party never ends
Give him a drink and, boy, he thinks he's back in Texas
Back in Texas
Back in Texas again