I've got a bone to pick with this world (Ba-oh) Well I'm not very handsome, I can't find a girl (Ba-oh) I ask the aid of the whole universe (Ba-oh) I'm not very happy, it could be worse Somebody help me, yeh Somebody help me, yeh Somebody please, somebody please help me, yeh I been searchin' all over town I tried to find a girl with hair of brown The birds and the bees are helpin' me around We're turnin' the town upside-down Somebody help me, yeh Somebody help me, yeh Somebody please, somebody please help me, yeh I've been watchin' the clock on the wall I've been waitin' for baby to call I've been pacin' on the floor Waitin' for my baby to knock at the door Somebody help me, yeh Somebody help me, yeh Somebody please, somebody please help me, yeh Well now I've been goin' all over town The birds and the bees are helpin' me round I tried to find a girl with hair of brown Turnin' this whole town upside-down Somebody help me, yeh Somebody help me, yeh Somebody please, somebody please help me Somebody please, somebody please help me