We got a call on the telephone it was a rocker who Had problems at home He had a message that set of the alarm His neighbor bought an acoustic guitar Hey, hey, what's that you're saying? I can't hear him, but I know he's playing! We know your problem, just leave it to us... We'll put him on the next hospital-bus! And there it was, the scene of the crime This neighbor really stepped out of line We knew the one thing that we had to do Break that guitar and the neighbor too Knock knock we know that you're home And we'll make sure you won't play another tone Come and open or we'll break down the door We're gonna spread your teeth across the floor Remember your face, the nose you were born with It won't look the same as it recently did A punch on your mouth, both eyelids turns blue The Rock'n'Roll Patrol has rearranged you The whole apartment was silent and locked He wouldn't answer when we knocked We used a crowbar to get inside, under the bed we Found him trying to hide We pulled him out, held him down on the bed Smashed the guitar against his head Break his lips, break his lips Shut the front door on his fingertips A final kick on his teeth real hard Then we headed for our favorite bar But we got angry, from the stage we could hear Acoustic ballads reaching our ear!!! That's it someone must pay!!! With swinging crowbars we attacked the stage We grabbed his short hair by the roots And replaced his front-teeth with our boots