I never age and I'll never die 
Unlike all the stars in the sky 
I'll be young forever 
But why? 
Cause I'm a vampire 
Dear, for whose victims I shed no tear 
I am neither sweet nor sincere 
And I'd rather drink blood than beer 
Cause I'm a vampire 
The sun will never touch me 
I abhor its filthy light 
I am the mistress of the damned 
And of the children of the night 
I have all the love I need 
It is your blood I crave 
I am the bitch goddess from beyond your grave 
I can turn into a bat 
I can cast the evil eye 
I have ever so much money 
I'm gorgeous 
And I can fly 
I survied the Inquisition 
Been a harlot 
Been a queen 
Survived for seven hundred years 
And still look seventeen 
Hon, one from whom you really should run 
I despise the light of the sun 
And I kill your kind just for fun 
Cause I'm a vampire 
Damn, I am what? 
I am what I am 
And I am impossibly glam 
And I am happy as a clam 
Cause I'm a vampire 
Blanche, with a blood flow no one can stanch 
A blood flow 
A blood avalance 
I'm a tidal wave of tarantulas