'Bout that time, they asked me Where was I going, ya know I said, "Well, you have to be reasonable So you know I've never been away from home before And besides, they gave me a good deal And I think that Funkadelica is, you know, the nation You know, I would like to live under" Pledge a groovallegiance to the funk The United Funk of Funkadelica Dey funk, well dey funk, today funk Of da United Funk of Funkadelica Pledge a groovallegiance to the funk The United Funk of Funkadelica Dey funk, well dey funk, today funk With the United Funk, we can fly For if our cause was unjust We couldn't bring this funk to you So we feel that it's a must It is something we should do, you know, yeah Let me take you by the hand Spread the funk across the land It's not hard to understand Headin' for the master plan Pledge a groovallegiance to the funk The United Funk of Funkadelica Dey do, do dey funk Do dey funk Pardon me but I can tell We know each other very well Take my funk and let it grow And then we'll funk some more Please come on, come all to the funk Let your feelings grow as one Join this nation, you will see That we can make you free Pledge a groovallegiance to the funk The United Funk of Funkadelica Do dey, do dey funk? Oh yeah Do dey funk So if you just take the time You'd see, we need to draw the line When we do, I'm sure, you'll find That we come to free your mind, oh yeah