Hey baby, be my dog, ooh
Alice in my fantasies, uh, promised to do
All kind of freaky things to me, said
She would, uh, suck my soul, if I'd lick her emotion
The freak said, I would even owe her my devotion
She said, she'd, uh, cover me
With, uh, strawberries and pretend
That I'm a shortcake, I said
"Uh, not by the hair of my chinny chin, chin"
Ooh, yeah, heh
Alice in my fantasies, uh, promised to do
All kind of freaky things to me, said
She would, uh, suck my soul, if I'd lick her emotion
The freak said, I would even owe her my devotion
I said, "Uh, lady, be my dog
And I'll be your tree, and you can pee on me"
Mama said, never eat yellow snow
So away we go
Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, heh
Be my dog, hey
Baby, they call it mental masturbation
