We're having all the fun We're having all the fun I live in a flat I like Manchester United I live with my girlfriend and my cat, we're really happy I like watching television Wearing duffle coats and moccasins Eating crispy pancakes and having mundane haircuts - that's me done We're having all the fun We're having all the fun I live 'round the corner I like diggin' up my garden I take Buster my dog for the walk at five every evenin' That gives my half an hour before the pubs are open I go in, sit down and drink until a quarter to eleven, then go home We're having all the fun We're having all the fun We're quite happy to be What we've turned out to be We won't cause any fuss If we're allowed to be us We're (supposed to be) having all the fun We're (supposed to be) having all the fun I live with a girl I used to live with my brother I like drinking sweet white wine and smoking lots of ganja When I go out to blues All the girls can't refuse When they see my leather trousers, my gold chain and my kung-fu shoes We're (supposed to be) having all the fun We're (supposed to be) having all the fun We're (supposed to be) having all the fun We're (supposed to be) having all the fun